I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
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Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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