i just google imaged poop.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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