my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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