so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Randomize
