Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
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You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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