How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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