he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
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it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I just want nice things and good sex
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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