So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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