Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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