its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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