doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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