I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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