I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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