I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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