OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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