In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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