It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
porn star boner night. come get it.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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