Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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