Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
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I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
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Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Someone signed my nipple.
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