i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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