check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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