no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
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Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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