i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
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