You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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