I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
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If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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