I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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