Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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