This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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