Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
