she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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