I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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