Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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