Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
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She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
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After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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