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Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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