ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
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I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
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wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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