We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
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You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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