nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
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Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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