I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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