Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
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Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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