So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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