Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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