4 words: hood of his car
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
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There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
do nipples grow back?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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