4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
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After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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