Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
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walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
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