why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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