it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.