I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
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