I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
You're a disaster