There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Randomize
