It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
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ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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