MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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