How has he not realized you're pregnant?
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There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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