i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
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I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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