I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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