my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
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When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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