nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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